If you could bring only 1 anesthesia monitor to provide deep sedation/general anesthesia while marooned on a desert island, which would you choose? This idea arose during a recent captivating presentation by a physician anesthesiologist on airway management updates for obese pediatric patients. As the lecture segued through various respiratory monitors used in and outside of the operating room (OR), 1 modality was noticeably absent—the pretracheal stethoscope. This prompted your editor to not only press the presenter for comment but also informally poll the audience, comprised primarily of dentist anesthesiologists, for a show of hands indicating routine pretracheal stethoscopy (PTS)